Basically take the most reliable championship machine in modern futbol and add a very much not-washed Cristiano Ronaldo to it. That's pretty much it in one sentence, but to go further, their only real losses coming in were Buffon retiring to PSG and Higuain in the Bonucci trade. Woj and Mandzukic have been fine replacements. And then they go minimum of 2 deep at every other position, with guys like Dybala, Pjanic, Chiellini, Dougie Costa, Cuadrado being world class or pretty close to it. With young guns like Betancur and Fede Bernadeschi as well. Just absurd.

Serie A is probably as competitive this year as it has been in recent memory and Juve will probably still clinch it 6-8 weeks out. The only validation for them remaining is taking the CL. And they certainly have as good a shot as any.

Fuck them in their fat fucking ass.