>As they stroll out on the court, I realize they set her up to
>be the heel. It's my younger, attractive wife and a bunch of
>50-60 year olds. She also recognizes this and jumps in with
>both feet. Spends the whole game dancing around the chairs in
>rebounding position and boxing out those old bitches like
>Rodman. As she knocks off the last (grand)mom she turns to the
>camera triumphantly and welcomes her serenade of 20,000 boos.

or, in general, of Philly. which I enjoy because Eagles