Took the fam to the home opener. Before the game, the event staff asked my wife to participate in the 'Mom Musical Chairs' game on the court during the third quarter.

As they stroll out on the court, I realize they set her up to be the heel. It's my younger, attractive wife and a bunch of 50-60 year olds. She also recognizes this and jumps in with both feet. Spends the whole game dancing around the chairs in rebounding position and boxing out those old bitches like Rodman. As she knocks off the last (grand)mom she turns to the camera triumphantly and welcomes her serenade of 20,000 boos.

PS - Fultz took 15 shots. Don't care if only 5 went in, keep shooting.