>but back to the matter at hand: the lid on your expired hot
>7-11 coffee was touched by at least 7 grown men without gloves
>on that handled horse manure that same morning. probably why
>your Crest isnt cutting it. and probably why your button up
>smells like the back alley of a New Jersey Olive Garden
>dumpster.

The subtle vapors from under your tongue vaporize rolls of
breath mint before they hit your mouth...I feel sorry for you,
mints don't even making it to your funky ass cheeks, so
all you get is the passive and unimpressive scent of mints
that is revealed when you open the package

I wouldn't try Binaca either, I think that and whatever
the aromatic stench that comes from you mouth are combustible
together, lets be safe

You got eye-watering bad breath, family

They don't even let you in the zoo, Walruses don't come
out the water when you're nearby, you're bad for business
and eco tourism