As resident Prime Minister of LeBronon aka the Kang Dynasty - we recognize the existential threat in the West posed by an unprecedented, unsavory and cowardice stacking of talent. No longer are we interested in engaging in mutual assured destruction with our former enemies who fought valiantly (yet viciously) during the 4-year War that saw LeaveLand & Key BisKang Boulevard Route 1A entrenched in brutal warfare.

That unsightly war was ended when the Cleveland Renaissance prophecy was both foretold and fulfilled with the most historic title (Rang of all Rangs) in NBA History unveiling itself in 2016. As such, we are forever reminded of our alliance which we deem a warm friendship and eternal bond in the pantheon of GOAT Greatness.

Regardless of where LeGod James goes this offseason - we intend to keep our alliance intact - channeling the 2016 Land Nostalgia throughout the echoes of basketball eternity.

Finally, we bring good word from Above that there will be no Sith alive (or dead in the netherworld) that could tempt the GOAT Jedi - Obi-Kang BathSaltine- to join forces with the Empire and become another fixture in the DeathStar Machine.

If a move from Cleveland does materialize, we have solid intel that it will be for the sole purpose of ending this evil Empire and bringing justice, truth & equilibrium back into the universal order - so that all things good and kangly can enlighten the entire world with royal auric Lion-hearted good will and fortune.

Signed, The Hand of the Kang, Vexedly Brawnimus Prime.

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