0) Utah: not listed but the team that most needs to not make it. fuck donovan and anyone trying to make the ridiculous ROY case. fuck rubio's perpetually overrated white wish fulfillment ass. fuck the "these guys are so scrappy!" narrative. fuck greasy quinn snyder. fuck orrin hatch.

1) OKC: fuck hero ball Russ, fuck washed up and sorry Melo, fuck the white entitlement poster children okc fans

2) Denver: fuck no D Jokic and all his fanboys

3) TWolves: fuck people lyin on some KAT over Embiid bullshit. fuck Andrew Wiggins' dumb ass. Triple fuck overrated, below average head coach Tom Thibodeau, but minus fucks given for all the players whose careers the Butcher is shortening.

4) Spurs: fuck their Trump supporting owner and all their "play the white way" national media fans. Emeritus fuck MVPau for being old and sorry.

5) Blazers: half hearted fuck Dame's pouty, scowling, "thanks for the motivation" schtick, but even I've warmed to him. fuck all the dudes who told me what a genius neil oshey was 2 years ago.