not sure if you're such a pussy liberal that you thought the ol' crackhead default would be offensive post-obama.

OR...

you have such poor comedic instincts that you couldn't mine the zeitgeist for a funnier drug, so you landed on the one that was the subject of a landmark TV show and thus spawned thousands of hack jokes about meth heads.

either way, i need you to understand niggas don't do meth.