>But I do wonder if there's a sizable portion of loud mouth
>parents out there that relate to LaVar Ball and want to rock
>that BBB gear as they stand on the sidelines and chew out
>everyone but their child during whatever middle school/high
>school team event goes down.

I do think you actually have something here. We've had gear marketed towards athletes, coaches and fans, but never anything explicitly aimed at obnoxious parents who threaten to fistfight a coach because their 10 year old is on the bench in crunch time.

They could advertise that it specifically wicks away both sweat and the saliva flying out of your mouth while you yell "CALL AN ISO FOR BRAYDINN ALREADY YOU GODDAMN DISGRACE" at a guy working as a junior accountant who volunteers his weekends coaching your kid.