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Take that free Nittany Lions gear over there in the storied old land of the Lion!

Sandusky can't touch you over there across the Atlantic!

Meanwhile, your boy is getting a free Joe McKnight jersey in the mail compliments of a proud Philly Penn State grad silly enough to not take the points!

EVERYBODY WINS!!

Well, except those Western PA, gun-toting, Trump-voting, child-rape-enabling, Paterno-statue-worshipping scumbags...and the poor kids who unwittingly hitched themselves to their covered wagon that is.

WOW.

"Are you not entertained?!?"-Russ Crowe

I went from being mad the Trojans weren't up 28 points early, to being extremely pessimistic they could ever pull out the game, to running out in the Philadelphia street, draped in cardinal-and-gold, almost daring to get my ass beat.

Man, that was fun.

I wish that would have been on New Year's Day as the Football Gods always intended but hey, like I told Ceej on FB, we needed the space last Sunday to get that full slate of absolutely meaningless and mediocre pro games in the prior day.

Amazing game.

Has any team ever scored four touchdowns on four plays in a Bowl game before?

Barkley and Godwin were giving me heart palpitations.

Baby Fat Darnold's stat line was just silly.

Ronald Jones in Joey's jersey nearly brought a tear to the eye.

Tee Martin called a great game, although I thought they needed to run the ball a lot more than they did in the first half, RoJo's inability to get footing on that shitty field didn't help him tho.

No Cam, No Adoree', No Time, No Timeouts? No Problem!