Cause last night Hulk Hogan stole my car.

He moved in like three houses down and was hosting street races to make money. He stole my wife's car and I was able to track it through an Android app.

Anyhow the cops find him and when he gets out of my car he says "Talk to my lawyer, jack!" and points behind him with his thumb.

Out of my car steps.... Jimmy Hart. He got out of the car with his crazy jacket and megaphone and starts screaming into the cops' faces "HULK IS INNOCENT BABY! HULK IS INNOCENT AND I WRITE THE SONGS BABY!"

The cops just sat there with big ass smiles, talking about how much they loved Jimmy Hart growing up. Just, "OH SHIT! IT'S JIMMY HART! I LOVE JIMMY HART!"

I just remember sitting there and yelling at them "what about my fucking car?"

I don't remember the rest.

Anyhow... yeah. That happened when I fell asleep last night.