Who the fuck saw that coming?

I sure as hell didn't.

Go on, name something better on WWE tv than those three. I'll wait.

AJ? He may be phenomenal but he's no Heath Slater, BABAY!

Nah.

Broken Balor? We saw the *real* demon shove a nuclear truth bomb up Daniel Bryan's ass last night.

Nah.

The Boss? Bayley? Natural Selection? They totally pwn most of the male roster let alone the women, but nah.

All Red Everything, bitches. Even in her absence.

In fact.... holy shit. Eva and Heath. All Red Everything. Make Kane their enforcer. Hook 'em up. Make them a faction. That's a painfully awkward comedy combo for the ages.

Rock & Sock Connection? Sorry.

Glamazon & Santino? Honorable mention, but Nah.

ALL RED EVERYTHING.

I'm a genius. Make it happen, Vince, and I'll forgive you for this Brock Vs McMOAR bullshit. Seriously, that's genius. Brilliant. Glowing red brilliance.

PLEASE make that shit happen. It's genius.