>Yup, still love the Mack. He won't win Gift of the Gods or
>anything else serious, but goddamn if he isn't fun as hell.
>
>Cmon man, can Cureno live? They had to put over Sinestro, but
>still... I just want him to hunt down mufuckas.
>
>I give no shits about Mariposa and they've screwed up Sexy
>Star a bit, but goddamn if they didn't make up for all of that
>last night. Holy shit what a match.

LU is best when they take advantage of their universe. Kung fu fighting backstage. Sexy broad is death/a ghost. Creepy dude is up on the announcer and she gives him 'get gone' body language. Fat dudes doing dives. They can pretend that folks actually die on the show. And it works since the universe is laid out and they still follow some 'rules' so that it doesn't go all the way off the rails.

Having Sexy Star have to get bloody during a 98 wwf all around brawl as a final stage of getback is just good stuff.

>WE'RE GETTING GRAVER CONSEQUENCES NEXT WEEK! 4 CASKETS??? I
>DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M EXCITED FOR THAT BUT I AM. MIL VS.
>MATANZA FOREVER PLEASE.

I'm ultra crunk for this no lie. I'm sure absurdity awaits us.