especially when i have a clear and oft-stated preference for one?

i lived in south texas most of my life, am a longhorns fan, was living in seattle during durant's rookie season, and seeing it with the thunder back when they were worse than the lakers are now. i was sticking my foot in my mouth bad-mouthing p.j. carlesimo at his kid's school before y'all heard of scotty brooks.

don't go puritan on me because i'm having a little fun.