https://twitter.com/netw3rk

Have it written into the contract that CP3 has to rub DeAndre's feet during timeouts

Cuban's unhinged fucking harangue would kind of make DJ going back worth it

Chandler Parson's is firing off dozens of emergency dms to restock the orgy suite

I'm a fan of multibillion dollar teams basically begging

Doc: lastly, DeAndre, someone wants to say something (whispers) Chris
CP3: Do I ha--
Doc: NOW
CP3: imsorryfornothighfiving Can I go now?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! ☕netw3rk added,
Marc Stein @ESPNSteinLine
ESPN sources say Chris Paul has been pushing hard to change DeAndre Jordan's mind in recent days and is expected to join today's meeting

*CP3 runs into the meeting room, out of breath, wearing swim trunks and a life jacket* I came as soon as I could

Doc: where's Chri---
*Loud crash as CP3 beaches his banana boat at high speed right onto the curb*

If DJ returns, Clippers need to hang a banner with a banana boat on it

Prepare the Mark Cuban - Bunker Scene from Downfall memes

Hitler (gesturing toward map): and then, once we sign DeAndre, we retake the Caucasus--
Colonel: Mein Fuhrer...Jordan has returned to LA

*Ballmer frantically trying to install emojis on a Windows phone*