West:

1. Warriors
2. Thunder
3. Spurs
4. Rockets
5. Grizzlies
6. Pelicans
7. Clippers
8. Mavericks

Those last couple of spots seem sort of up like PHX could make a move to get them, especially with Bledsoe entering his prime, but I have faith the Mavs will be able to scrounge together 25 minutes of reasonable point play out of Lin, Harris, and whichever other joke they scoop up to initiate some sort of offense.

East

1. Cavaliers
2. Hawks
3. Bucks
4. Bulls
5. Wizards
6. Heat
7. Pacers
8. Magic

But honestly, this could look completely different. Celts could make a move and hop back in here, Heat could collapse with injury and a Whiteside-midnight-return-to-pumpkindom, Pistons could be more than the sum of their parts like pretty much every SVG team ever outside of last year's. And the Pacers and Heat just might suck. Pretty confident the Raps will be garbage, though.