http://www.si.com/longform/2015/mls/index.html

Way too long to swipe, but there's some gems in there. Best one is this:

I told them, “I don’t get this ‘Mutiny’. What’s with the symbol?” They said, “Oh, it’s a mutant bat.” “Okay, what does that have to do with Mutiny?” “You know—Mutiny, mutant.” I said, “Those are two different words with completely different meanings. They just share some letters. What are you doing?”