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Topic subject | 24 Hours Of Joel Embiid's Twitter>>>>>>Evan Turner's 76er Career |
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2345990, 24 Hours Of Joel Embiid's Twitter>>>>>>Evan Turner's 76er Career Posted by Bombastic, Wed Jul-02-14 01:42 PM
Captain Cameroon showcasing his blossoming NBA GM skills: https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/484079314174885888 @KingJames hey bro hope you're having a good day...... Want to join us in philly?? Peace
Displaying the strategic/coaching acumen gained from a childhood fútbol career: https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/484097306565038080 Well game over!! they needed my boy Donovan
Putting in a bid for Philadelphia Director of Public Safety/President of Sport & Recreation: https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/484108189940854784 Have a good day guys. Be safe!!! Hope he lets me know what he thinks about coming
Duck Sauce apologized on the court for dunking against the Lakers in Staples Center.
Be Well, Big Man.
We shall see you some day soon but not a day too soon.
Until then.......
Handshakes & Hoecakes,
Bomby Taylor Crew Chief Hinky-Dinky Dawg Inc.
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2346178, True, but he could be typin up ghetto ratchet ignant shit in his twitter... Posted by mtbatol, Wed Jul-02-14 05:25 PM
..and that would still be > Evan's career as a Sixer.
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2346183, true, those weight-loss twit-bots prolly trump Turner's Sixer tenure Posted by Bombastic, Wed Jul-02-14 05:36 PM
but I do like this kid's understated moxie & humor.
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2346192, This is why the NBA needs more Africans Posted by Orbit_Established, Wed Jul-02-14 05:46 PM
Most of them are quiet, not confident enough in their mastery of the language to really speak a whole lot
The bigger the critical mass, the more comfortable they are
And Africans are very funny, naturally
VERY
VERY
And when you throw in the awkward/foreigner/poorly adjusted shit? Its a recipe for unadulterated hilarity
Dominicans are very African, look at Pedro...there's a reason he is Top 5 all-time in baseball quotables...by the time he hit is prime, there was enough of them that he stopped giving a fuck, that African humor came out
Calling niggas "Daddy" and shit, I was in tears
You can expect that, but much, much worse(better) from Africans in basketabll
Some of y'all who used to follow boxer Joshua Clottey on fab/twitter can attest....he used to have me hyperventilating every few days a couple years back
Dude would be asking for relationship advice in that very African typing way, capitalizing every few words:
"I think I LOVE this girl BUT I NEED advice help ME to understand THIS lady"
We can expect this behavior if more Africans are a part of the association
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O_E: "Acts like an asshole and posts with imperial disdain"
"I ORBITs the solar system, listenin..."
(C)Keith Murray, "
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2346215, LOL, good stuff, another possible offshoot Posted by Bombastic, Wed Jul-02-14 06:27 PM
and yeah I know I owe you an email dawg, I've been running around.
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2346218, Nah breh, rethinking some thangz Posted by Orbit_Established, Wed Jul-02-14 06:32 PM
>and yeah I know I owe you an email dawg, I've been running >around.
I'll be in touch, pause
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O_E: "Acts like an asshole and posts with imperial disdain"
"I ORBITs the solar system, listenin..."
(C)Keith Murray, "
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2346221, cool n/m Posted by Bombastic, Wed Jul-02-14 06:34 PM
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2346312, Mutombo and Rick Mahorn were magic together when they were Sixers Posted by Castro, Thu Jul-03-14 12:24 AM
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2346319, Did u mean Manute and Mahorn? Posted by Bombastic, Thu Jul-03-14 12:46 AM
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2351738, i think that is fairly obvious Posted by ConcreteCharlie, Wed Jul-16-14 03:22 PM
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2346274, yo, this kid is *slaying me* with this shit Posted by Bombastic, Wed Jul-02-14 10:11 PM
https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/484503170026962944 Been a day.. still waiting for @KingJames to answer me like (TAPE DELAY GUYS) how can you do that to me? @espn
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2349462, Hans! Posted by ShawndmeSlanted, Fri Jul-11-14 03:32 PM
http://i.imgur.com/qJQekZO.jpg
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2349466, LMAO Posted by dula dibiasi, Fri Jul-11-14 03:36 PM
dude's awesome.
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2351699, LMAO guys that shouldnt tweet and at same time should Posted by ShawndmeSlanted, Wed Jul-16-14 02:18 PM
again cant imagine if this were Dwight, Bomb would have a field day.
Either way I love it/
http://www.slamonline.com/nba/joel-embiid-propositions-kim-kardashian-immediately-retracts-proposition/
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2351914, Please. Dwight don't have the heart or humor to touch Captain Cameroon Posted by Bombastic, Wed Jul-16-14 07:17 PM
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2355238, killing it. Posted by dula dibiasi, Tue Jul-29-14 10:31 AM
https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/493954501821231104
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2355246, Yo his #Johanna campaign to pull Rhi Rhi before this had me dying n/m Posted by Bombastic, Tue Jul-29-14 10:53 AM
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2355250, i forgot to post that cause i followed most of it via phone Posted by ShawndmeSlanted, Tue Jul-29-14 11:08 AM
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2355253, this is a guy who actually gets the purpose of social media Posted by Dr Claw, Tue Jul-29-14 11:12 AM
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2355263, YOOOOOOO I'm crying...HOLY SHIT: Posted by Orbit_Established, Tue Jul-29-14 11:56 AM
https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/489952586590470145 https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/489952787141124097 https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/489953392408530944
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O_E: "Acts like an asshole and posts with imperial disdain"
"I ORBITs the solar system, listenin..."
(C)Keith Murray, "
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2355265, lmao Posted by southphillyman, Tue Jul-29-14 11:59 AM
i got caught up in the fact dude is african and only been playing ball a couple years like he was naive in all this bron and rihannia tweeting but he's totally self aware and pure comedy
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2355269, regrading the draft, sixers get an A++++ summa cum laude Posted by bshelly, Tue Jul-29-14 12:35 PM
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2355274, LMAO Posted by Dr Claw, Tue Jul-29-14 01:11 PM
2nd most professional use of "Pause" ever
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2355317, First being Gus Johnson with Spike Lee on Draft Night, right? Posted by Bombastic, Tue Jul-29-14 03:52 PM
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2355326, yep Posted by Dr Claw, Tue Jul-29-14 04:23 PM
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2355325, HA! Posted by pretentious username, Tue Jul-29-14 04:21 PM
>https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/489952586590470145 >https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/489952787141124097 >https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/489953392408530944 > >---------------------------- > > > >O_E: "Acts like an asshole and posts with imperial disdain" > > > > >"I ORBITs the solar system, listenin..." > >(C)Keith Murray, "
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2356458, https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/495288670988292096/photo/1 Posted by bentagain, Mon Aug-04-14 10:16 AM
https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/495288670988292096/photo/1
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2356490, GOAT recognize GOAT Posted by Bombastic, Mon Aug-04-14 11:49 AM
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2356500, + Pat's, Rhianna and The Dream Posted by bentagain, Mon Aug-04-14 12:46 PM
http://www.nj.com/sixers/index.ssf/2014/08/joel_embiids_twitter_sixers_center_courts_rihanna_honors_allen_iverson_and_tries_a_cheesesteak.html
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2356965, So many hoes at Kansas Posted by ShawndmeSlanted, Tue Aug-05-14 06:15 PM
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh5D2875vCwDEkLPU7
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2356968, hahah, pretty sure he says 'rules' but I still laughed anyway Posted by Bombastic, Tue Aug-05-14 06:25 PM
look at this dude three years ago: https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/496474982164467712
Man, I can barely wait for this kid to hit the floor but for now I guess his twitter and interviews are like the mixtape before the debut album (no jay-elect-o)
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2357000, Conspiracy Theory: PEDS Posted by ShawndmeSlanted, Tue Aug-05-14 07:43 PM
thats how he either
A) got injured
B) He sitting this season out to cycle off
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2360271, THE BOY GOOD!!(c)Eazy-Duz-It Posted by Bombastic, Tue Aug-19-14 05:40 PM
https://twitter.com/joelembiid/status/501857912004698112
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2360279, Hahaha Posted by auragin_boi, Tue Aug-19-14 06:29 PM
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2360282, I'm so disappointed he didn't drop to us Posted by realityrap, Tue Aug-19-14 06:41 PM
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2360322, ROFL Posted by mtbatol, Tue Aug-19-14 11:51 PM
This is becoming epicly awesome. he's gonna cross that line soon & get fined but it'll be well worth it I hope XD
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2360327, He's already earned every penny of his rookie contract Posted by ConcreteCharlie, Wed Aug-20-14 01:06 AM
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2361347, Embiid>>>>AC Green Posted by Marauder21, Sat Aug-23-14 10:41 PM
https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/503385286382854144 Saving myself for marriage!!!!!
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2361370, Shmurda Posted by Beezo, Sun Aug-24-14 12:01 AM
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2362095, Twit Tested, Hinkie Approved(c)Kix Posted by Bombastic, Tue Aug-26-14 10:05 PM
http://www.sheridanhoops.com/2014/08/26/philadelphia-76ers-general-manager-sam-hinkie-addresses-joel-embiids-twitter-account/
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2365004, hahahahaha Posted by dula dibiasi, Sat Sep-06-14 10:26 AM
https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/505104617274101760
this kid's great.
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2368458, niggas got him on his bully, yo. Posted by dula dos pistolas, Mon Sep-15-14 03:15 PM
http://instagram.com/p/stKwVkFrkg
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2368465, Olajuwon was reading the Koran and practicing footwork at that age. Posted by Orbit_Established, Mon Sep-15-14 03:21 PM
Stock slipping
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O_E: "Acts like an asshole and posts with imperial disdain"
"I ORBITs the solar system, listenin..."
(C)Keith Murray, "
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2368517, big time. Posted by dula dos pistolas, Mon Sep-15-14 05:16 PM
prolly got 2 blondes and some pork on deck RIGHT NOW
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2368533, Those big Africans do better when they muslim Posted by Orbit_Established, Mon Sep-15-14 06:10 PM
I got those big African genes, so I know of what I speak (I ain't no super big nigga but I have some of the genes)
We like to hump
We're also real smart
We're kinda like super human beings
But we like to hump a lot, a whole lot, a LOT
And pussy rots the big African brain faster than it does the average Homo sapien
This is why that there Islam had us building Timbuktu and doing the Malcom
Christianity had us rapping like Chief Keef
Even the Kang was humping around
Malcom was focused on that chocolate sun goddess, having a cool glass of water with Kwame Nkrumah
Both religions are equally wack objectively speaking
Islam does a better job with denying the drive to hump Sarah and nem all night long
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O_E: "Acts like an asshole and posts with imperial disdain"
"I ORBITs the solar system, listenin..."
(C)Keith Murray, "
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2368763, Olajuwon was still in college at this age, Embiid's still in a boot Posted by Bombastic, Tue Sep-16-14 02:24 AM
But made the trip with Nerlens, MCW, Hinkie Dinky Dawg and Brett Brown to Spain in order to watch Dario Saric play in FIBA and getting acquainted well ahead of when they'll be on the court together with this nucleus plus two firsts in next year's draft.
However once Embiid gets the boot off he has already scheduled plans to work out with Hakeem, who has already publicly stated that he is ahead of where he was at the same age with less years playing then Dream had up to that point.
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2368859, Ok. See above. Olajuwon need to hand him a Koran. Posted by Orbit_Established, Tue Sep-16-14 11:20 AM
>But made the trip with Nerlens, MCW, Hinkie Dinky Dawg and >Brett Brown to Spain in order to watch Dario Saric play in >FIBA and getting acquainted well ahead of when they'll be on >the court together with this nucleus plus two firsts in next >year's draft. > >However once Embiid gets the boot off he has already scheduled >plans to work out with Hakeem, who has already publicly stated >that he is ahead of where he was at the same age with less >years playing then Dream had up to that point.
Zero hate for this kid
I'm making an analytical statement based on my judgement and perceptual senses
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O_E: "Acts like an asshole and posts with imperial disdain"
"I ORBITs the solar system, listenin..."
(C)Keith Murray, "
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2387859, https://vine.co/v/OetiQbimB2i Posted by Orbit_Established, Sat Nov-08-14 12:19 AM
https://vine.co/v/OetiQbimB2i
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2387864, the game needs him Posted by Mash_Comp, Sat Nov-08-14 12:33 AM
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