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Topic subject24 Hours Of Joel Embiid's Twitter>>>>>>Evan Turner's 76er Career
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2345990, 24 Hours Of Joel Embiid's Twitter>>>>>>Evan Turner's 76er Career
Posted by Bombastic, Wed Jul-02-14 01:42 PM
Captain Cameroon showcasing his blossoming NBA GM skills:
https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/484079314174885888
@KingJames hey bro hope you're having a good day...... Want to join us in philly?? Peace

Displaying the strategic/coaching acumen gained from a childhood fútbol career:
https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/484097306565038080
Well game over!! they needed my boy Donovan

Putting in a bid for Philadelphia Director of Public Safety/President of Sport & Recreation:
https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/484108189940854784
Have a good day guys. Be safe!!! Hope he lets me know what he thinks about coming

Duck Sauce apologized on the court for dunking against the Lakers in Staples Center.

Be Well, Big Man.

We shall see you some day soon but not a day too soon.

Until then.......

Handshakes & Hoecakes,

Bomby Taylor
Crew Chief
Hinky-Dinky Dawg Inc.
2346178, True, but he could be typin up ghetto ratchet ignant shit in his twitter...
Posted by mtbatol, Wed Jul-02-14 05:25 PM
..and that would still be > Evan's career as a Sixer.
2346183, true, those weight-loss twit-bots prolly trump Turner's Sixer tenure
Posted by Bombastic, Wed Jul-02-14 05:36 PM
but I do like this kid's understated moxie & humor.
2346192, This is why the NBA needs more Africans
Posted by Orbit_Established, Wed Jul-02-14 05:46 PM

Most of them are quiet, not confident enough in their
mastery of the language to really speak a whole lot

The bigger the critical mass, the more comfortable they
are

And Africans are very funny, naturally

VERY

VERY

And when you throw in the awkward/foreigner/poorly adjusted
shit? Its a recipe for unadulterated hilarity

Dominicans are very African, look at Pedro...there's a reason
he is Top 5 all-time in baseball quotables...by the time he
hit is prime, there was enough of them that he stopped giving
a fuck, that African humor came out

Calling niggas "Daddy" and shit, I was in tears

You can expect that, but much, much worse(better) from
Africans in basketabll

Some of y'all who used to follow boxer Joshua Clottey
on fab/twitter can attest....he used to have me hyperventilating
every few days a couple years back

Dude would be asking for relationship advice in that very
African typing way, capitalizing every few words:

"I think I LOVE this girl BUT I NEED advice help ME to understand
THIS lady"

We can expect this behavior if more Africans are a part of the
association


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O_E: "Acts like an asshole and posts with imperial disdain"




"I ORBITs the solar system, listenin..."

(C)Keith Murray, "
2346215, LOL, good stuff, another possible offshoot
Posted by Bombastic, Wed Jul-02-14 06:27 PM
and yeah I know I owe you an email dawg, I've been running around.
2346218, Nah breh, rethinking some thangz
Posted by Orbit_Established, Wed Jul-02-14 06:32 PM
>and yeah I know I owe you an email dawg, I've been running
>around.

I'll be in touch, pause

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O_E: "Acts like an asshole and posts with imperial disdain"




"I ORBITs the solar system, listenin..."

(C)Keith Murray, "
2346221, cool n/m
Posted by Bombastic, Wed Jul-02-14 06:34 PM
2346312, Mutombo and Rick Mahorn were magic together when they were Sixers
Posted by Castro, Thu Jul-03-14 12:24 AM
2346319, Did u mean Manute and Mahorn?
Posted by Bombastic, Thu Jul-03-14 12:46 AM
2351738, i think that is fairly obvious
Posted by ConcreteCharlie, Wed Jul-16-14 03:22 PM
2346274, yo, this kid is *slaying me* with this shit
Posted by Bombastic, Wed Jul-02-14 10:11 PM
https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/484503170026962944
Been a day.. still waiting for @KingJames to answer me like (TAPE DELAY GUYS) how can you do that to me? @espn
2349462, Hans!
Posted by ShawndmeSlanted, Fri Jul-11-14 03:32 PM
http://i.imgur.com/qJQekZO.jpg
2349466, LMAO
Posted by dula dibiasi, Fri Jul-11-14 03:36 PM
dude's awesome.
2351699, LMAO guys that shouldnt tweet and at same time should
Posted by ShawndmeSlanted, Wed Jul-16-14 02:18 PM
again cant imagine if this were Dwight, Bomb would have a field day.

Either way I love it/

http://www.slamonline.com/nba/joel-embiid-propositions-kim-kardashian-immediately-retracts-proposition/
2351914, Please. Dwight don't have the heart or humor to touch Captain Cameroon
Posted by Bombastic, Wed Jul-16-14 07:17 PM
2355238, killing it.
Posted by dula dibiasi, Tue Jul-29-14 10:31 AM
https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/493954501821231104
2355246, Yo his #Johanna campaign to pull Rhi Rhi before this had me dying n/m
Posted by Bombastic, Tue Jul-29-14 10:53 AM


2355250, i forgot to post that cause i followed most of it via phone
Posted by ShawndmeSlanted, Tue Jul-29-14 11:08 AM
2355253, this is a guy who actually gets the purpose of social media
Posted by Dr Claw, Tue Jul-29-14 11:12 AM
2355263, YOOOOOOO I'm crying...HOLY SHIT:
Posted by Orbit_Established, Tue Jul-29-14 11:56 AM
https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/489952586590470145
https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/489952787141124097
https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/489953392408530944

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O_E: "Acts like an asshole and posts with imperial disdain"




"I ORBITs the solar system, listenin..."

(C)Keith Murray, "
2355265, lmao
Posted by southphillyman, Tue Jul-29-14 11:59 AM
i got caught up in the fact dude is african and only been playing ball a couple years
like he was naive in all this bron and rihannia tweeting
but he's totally self aware and pure comedy
2355269, regrading the draft, sixers get an A++++ summa cum laude
Posted by bshelly, Tue Jul-29-14 12:35 PM
2355274, LMAO
Posted by Dr Claw, Tue Jul-29-14 01:11 PM
2nd most professional use of "Pause" ever
2355317, First being Gus Johnson with Spike Lee on Draft Night, right?
Posted by Bombastic, Tue Jul-29-14 03:52 PM
2355326, yep
Posted by Dr Claw, Tue Jul-29-14 04:23 PM
2355325, HA!
Posted by pretentious username, Tue Jul-29-14 04:21 PM
>https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/489952586590470145
>https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/489952787141124097
>https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/489953392408530944
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>O_E: "Acts like an asshole and posts with imperial disdain"
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>(C)Keith Murray, "
2356458, https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/495288670988292096/photo/1
Posted by bentagain, Mon Aug-04-14 10:16 AM
https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/495288670988292096/photo/1
2356490, GOAT recognize GOAT
Posted by Bombastic, Mon Aug-04-14 11:49 AM
2356500, + Pat's, Rhianna and The Dream
Posted by bentagain, Mon Aug-04-14 12:46 PM
http://www.nj.com/sixers/index.ssf/2014/08/joel_embiids_twitter_sixers_center_courts_rihanna_honors_allen_iverson_and_tries_a_cheesesteak.html
2356965, So many hoes at Kansas
Posted by ShawndmeSlanted, Tue Aug-05-14 06:15 PM
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh5D2875vCwDEkLPU7
2356968, hahah, pretty sure he says 'rules' but I still laughed anyway
Posted by Bombastic, Tue Aug-05-14 06:25 PM
look at this dude three years ago: https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/496474982164467712

Man, I can barely wait for this kid to hit the floor but for now I guess his twitter and interviews are like the mixtape before the debut album (no jay-elect-o)
2357000, Conspiracy Theory: PEDS
Posted by ShawndmeSlanted, Tue Aug-05-14 07:43 PM
thats how he either

A) got injured

B) He sitting this season out to cycle off
2360271, THE BOY GOOD!!(c)Eazy-Duz-It
Posted by Bombastic, Tue Aug-19-14 05:40 PM
https://twitter.com/joelembiid/status/501857912004698112
2360279, Hahaha
Posted by auragin_boi, Tue Aug-19-14 06:29 PM
2360282, I'm so disappointed he didn't drop to us
Posted by realityrap, Tue Aug-19-14 06:41 PM
2360322, ROFL
Posted by mtbatol, Tue Aug-19-14 11:51 PM
This is becoming epicly awesome. he's gonna cross that line soon & get fined but it'll be well worth it I hope XD
2360327, He's already earned every penny of his rookie contract
Posted by ConcreteCharlie, Wed Aug-20-14 01:06 AM
2361347, Embiid>>>>AC Green
Posted by Marauder21, Sat Aug-23-14 10:41 PM
https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/503385286382854144
Saving myself for marriage!!!!!
2361370, Shmurda
Posted by Beezo, Sun Aug-24-14 12:01 AM
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2362095, Twit Tested, Hinkie Approved(c)Kix
Posted by Bombastic, Tue Aug-26-14 10:05 PM
http://www.sheridanhoops.com/2014/08/26/philadelphia-76ers-general-manager-sam-hinkie-addresses-joel-embiids-twitter-account/
2365004, hahahahaha
Posted by dula dibiasi, Sat Sep-06-14 10:26 AM
https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/505104617274101760

this kid's great.
2368458, niggas got him on his bully, yo.
Posted by dula dos pistolas, Mon Sep-15-14 03:15 PM
http://instagram.com/p/stKwVkFrkg
2368465, Olajuwon was reading the Koran and practicing footwork at that age.
Posted by Orbit_Established, Mon Sep-15-14 03:21 PM

Stock slipping



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O_E: "Acts like an asshole and posts with imperial disdain"




"I ORBITs the solar system, listenin..."

(C)Keith Murray, "
2368517, big time.
Posted by dula dos pistolas, Mon Sep-15-14 05:16 PM
prolly got 2 blondes and some pork on deck RIGHT NOW
2368533, Those big Africans do better when they muslim
Posted by Orbit_Established, Mon Sep-15-14 06:10 PM

I got those big African genes, so I know of what
I speak (I ain't no super big nigga but I have
some of the genes)

We like to hump

We're also real smart

We're kinda like super human beings

But we like to hump a lot, a whole lot, a LOT

And pussy rots the big African brain faster than
it does the average Homo sapien

This is why that there Islam had us building Timbuktu
and doing the Malcom

Christianity had us rapping like Chief Keef

Even the Kang was humping around

Malcom was focused on that chocolate sun goddess,
having a cool glass of water with Kwame Nkrumah

Both religions are equally wack objectively speaking

Islam does a better job with denying the drive to hump
Sarah and nem all night long


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O_E: "Acts like an asshole and posts with imperial disdain"




"I ORBITs the solar system, listenin..."

(C)Keith Murray, "
2368763, Olajuwon was still in college at this age, Embiid's still in a boot
Posted by Bombastic, Tue Sep-16-14 02:24 AM
But made the trip with Nerlens, MCW, Hinkie Dinky Dawg and Brett Brown to Spain in order to watch Dario Saric play in FIBA and getting acquainted well ahead of when they'll be on the court together with this nucleus plus two firsts in next year's draft.

However once Embiid gets the boot off he has already scheduled plans to work out with Hakeem, who has already publicly stated that he is ahead of where he was at the same age with less years playing then Dream had up to that point.
2368859, Ok. See above. Olajuwon need to hand him a Koran.
Posted by Orbit_Established, Tue Sep-16-14 11:20 AM
>But made the trip with Nerlens, MCW, Hinkie Dinky Dawg and
>Brett Brown to Spain in order to watch Dario Saric play in
>FIBA and getting acquainted well ahead of when they'll be on
>the court together with this nucleus plus two firsts in next
>year's draft.
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>However once Embiid gets the boot off he has already scheduled
>plans to work out with Hakeem, who has already publicly stated
>that he is ahead of where he was at the same age with less
>years playing then Dream had up to that point.

Zero hate for this kid

I'm making an analytical statement based on my judgement and
perceptual senses

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O_E: "Acts like an asshole and posts with imperial disdain"




"I ORBITs the solar system, listenin..."

(C)Keith Murray, "
2387859, https://vine.co/v/OetiQbimB2i
Posted by Orbit_Established, Sat Nov-08-14 12:19 AM

https://vine.co/v/OetiQbimB2i
2387864, the game needs him
Posted by Mash_Comp, Sat Nov-08-14 12:33 AM