>Kofi has the personality of a freshly delivered empty Pizza
>box - I mean, it was exciting until you opened it up. He
>doesn't even have Jeff Hardy mic skills, and that's a low bar
>indeed.

He works hard, and does great spots, and he's got everything going on EXCEPT he's boring as hell.

I was actually thinking the other day that maybe you could turn him heel and have the gimmick be this horrible serial killer type - friendly and normal by all appearances, but inside a twisted soul. The banality of evil. Like Gustavo Fring, or Dexter. So when Kofi says some boring bullshit in a promo like, "I'm going to do everything I can to win back the Intercontinental title," suddenly it's the most sinister thing ever, because "everything I can" could mean something horrifying.

Basically, a Ted Bundy gimmick.

This would probably not be PG television, however.