Full slate tonight!

Bulls @ Raptors - Marquis Teague vs Calderon/Lowry

Pacers @ Magic - Is Vucevic better than Hibbert? Did the Sixers fuck up?

Nets @ Atlanta - Keith Bogans vs Marquis Teague's brother

Hornets @Celtics - Anthony Davis vs Rajon Rondo. A.D. gonna shrug off them KG insults.

Nuggets @Thunder - DeAndre Liggins! And Iggy's Condor jaw gonna get lit up by the Durantula.

Rockets @Mavericks - P-Patt vs Dirk? Sub-plot: Harden vs Condiments

Grizzlies vs Spurs - Z-bo and Duncan pre-game dunk contest on Nerf Hoop. Windmills a plenty.

Wizards @ Kings - John John vs Big Cuz. It's like when Jimmy Snukka fought Andre the Giant.

Cavaliers vs Trail Blazers - Irving vs Lillard. Kyrie be looking sad as shit. Makes me uncomfortable. They gonna go at each other's throats.

Heat @ Warriors - Jorts! Why are their records so similar? Mark Jackson! NYC STAND UP!