I'm not a proponent of simply ranking players by WAR, but I do think it offers a reasonable point of comparison, and Jeter needs a 2.1 WAR season next year to match Lou Whitaker's career total. That's two statistically similar players; one will be a near unanimous first year HOF selection, and the other immediately fell off the ballot. While Whitaker is certainly underrated, Jeter is similarly overrated.

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