ANOTHER HISTORIC PERFORMANCE!!

The USA loses to Guatemala for the first time in TWENTY-EIGHT YEARS!!
DeAndre Yedlin starts at winger?
Mix "Recently Voted the Most Overrated Player in MLS by his Peers" Diskerud starts in the middle?
Alejandro Bedoya starts on the right?
Geoff Cameron moves to RB so we can start a guy that doesn't normally play for us?
Bradley is ostensibly our attacking fulcrum again?
Our GKs are platooning?!?

Our national team is being held hostage by a guy that was run out of Germany, run out of Bayern, routinely shit upon by his former players, whose greatest success appears to be advancing from the group stage in Brazil, which honestly is the same as hitting par for the US these days. His message is inconsistent and frequently contradictory. He cut Landon friggin' Donovan. He seems to call certain players in largely to help steer them towards European agents. It's just ... it's fucking theft that he's making 4x Bob Bradley's salary.

oh
and
Sunil Gulati gotta go too off this failed "regime." Never shoulda extended Klinsmann pre-World Cup, never shoulda kept him on after the Gold Cup. What more do you people need to see?