He is who he is, and my agenda is complete.

Who he is an all-time great, top 10 player
ever to play the game. While Magic will
always be the sentimental favorite as greatest
Laker ever, raw data might suggest that this title
belongs to Kobe. Will be debatable for decades to come.

What's no longer debatable (for most) is the question
of who is the better player, in an all-time context:
Kang or Mamba. Bron now owns that heavily heated debate.

And thus I have no more reason to rag on Kobe, other than
to troll on some "I told you so" when Kobestan clowned
Lebron waaaay harder than Bronswana clowns Kobe. So naturally,
balance must be restored to the Force.

It is now restored.

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