"dumb, slow, cant jump, cant dribble, cant shoot, cant pass, cant defend"

Kwame Brown was a #1 pick and fit ALL of them (he learned how to be a decent defender but still wasn't heralded).

Secondly...

Andrew - Can dribble, he's a PG for Christ's sake. His mistakes aren't because he's dumb but because he's young and watching him later in the season, he's learned a LOT this year about running a team. He's a decent passer and defender. You compared him to Andre Miller and that's fitting. If Andre Miller was 6'5" which is pretty damn good.

Aaron - Not a great dribbler but not TO prone. Definitely can shoot. Needs to improve his IQ on O a little but has grown since the start of the season too (I don't think he's taken more than 1 bad shot all tourney). Decent defender. He's prolly a eddie house type specialist but with waaaaay more upside, could easily do what Danny Green does for the spurs. And he's 6'5".

C'mon...you going waaaaaaaaay too hard on them.