wait for the medics, bc dragging an unconscious body across the floor and to an elevator is just going to do more damage. or hell, call your agent, call the team's personnel mgr.

unless you have something to hide.

and, i know you and vex are the fittest dudes here and if even you had trouble with it it's gotta be tough, but i'm willing to bet that an avg NFL RB is fitter than your avg bouncer, who's more size and intimidation than actual physical fitness.