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Topic subjectDnD clearly don't like Tyrion, Bran, Fantasy, or Magic.
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734781, DnD clearly don't like Tyrion, Bran, Fantasy, or Magic.
Posted by Jon, Thu May-02-19 04:46 PM
They've been trying to just do away with some of the coolest aspects of GOT because i swear it bores them.

Tyrion being dumb is their own effing fault and then they try to make a point about it lol

Bran, arguably the most powerful human in Westeros, is useless because they clearly don't think he's cool enough

The children of the forest were a footnote

NK & the Whitewalkers finally arrived, the great Winter that an entire culture is based around finally came, and that shit lasted an evening while the Crow himself, the guy who has been devoting his entire life for this very situation, spent the whole night chasing his confused girlfriend around the outskirts of the actual battle.

They use Bran as bait, but apparently forget to set a trap...unless Theon was the trap...in which case, once the NK arrived, his big move was to say "goodbye world" and charge deliberately into the NK's dagger.

Arya has to save the day by using her cat-like ninja assassin skills to yell loudly at NK from behind, giving him enough time to grab her without hurting her or turning her blue. Luckily, she knows a knife trick and Westeros is safe knowing the whole threat behind the wall wasn't really that big of a deal after all.

Cersei, like most of Westeros, gets away with never having to face such silly things.

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