after two IPA's, i honestly didn't care how ridiculous whatever that was on the screen in front of me. i was just along for the ride.

"wooohoooo!" - random throwaway pilot.

i will say this tho, i don't think i've ever seen more impatient, ADHD-riddled dialogue (and editing). it's like the actors were completing each other's lines. this makes starship troopers look like 2001.

and does william fichtner owe back taxes or something? boy did he ever dumb himself down for this payday.

pretty much agree with what everyone's said here. sidekicks...LOL.

also, this film taught me that a) if i'm ever in a coma for 20 years, i can be confident that no one will pull the plug, and b) if i do wake up, i'll have zero muscle atrophy.