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500323, RETRACTION: I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT 'THE DARK KNIGHT'
Posted by Orbit_Established, Sat Jan-30-10 04:09 PM


Saw it again.

Long time ago I said it was about (C).

I said the worst part of the movie was the fact that
the Joker broke laws of space-time, had no physical
psychological or intellectual limits, at all, and
was pretty much invincible.

I said mean things to you nerds for crying about how "X or Y"
wasn't "feasible" in other movies, then turning right around
and defending all this silly impossible nonsense in
'The Dark Knight'

I said that the whole Two-Face diversion was silly that
it almost bordered on hilarity.

I was lying.


Why?


Because the worst thing really was THIS:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBA2TttH4pw


Oh, the other stuff still sucks and its still about a
(C) overall.


But LOL @ Batman's voice. I'm going to start calling
it 'THE LISTERINE KNIGHT'. In every scene Batman was in
I wanted to tackle the nigga(n/h) and make the nigga
gargle with Listerine.


He talked like he got strep throat.


Odd, because when I saw it first, I actually didn't
mind the voice.


Oh, and I'm peeping how y'all nerds are nit-picking
'Avatar' and yet didn't nitpick TDK.




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