First of all, it's handheld video, let me make that clear from the beginning. It's the story of a pregnant teenage perpetual bridesmaid who gets mixed up with her grandfather dying from cancer in a scheme to rob a black church. Along the way, they meet some old ladies robbing a bank, one of whom accidentally sent her sister's loved one away and another accused of assassinating Abe Lincoln. Then a monster attacks and gives everyone a virus, leaving the pregnant teen and her cancer-ridden grandfather to go on an inspirational journey where they skydive and mine for oil. Suddenly they're attacked by vegetable pirates, but with the help of an old bloodthirsty vet and three singing chipmunks, they find out what it means to truly be alive.