then i realized they were talking about Guidos.


Jersey Shore towns get their fair share of them. they're alternately hilarious and infuriating.

I used to work at a pizza joint on the beachfront, and one night working the 4 am shift, this shirtless guido came in and asked 'what else do you got besides pizza?'

a girl i worked with answered "well, we have fries...basically fried food."

the dude answered "Do I LOOK like I eat fried food?"


i started laughing. the girl tried to restrain herself but couldn't.