Bette Midler

De La Soul "Betta Listen"
http://youtu.be/2TB7sE21srw

Why: This works on two levels. Her new album is called 'It's the Girls', so you can basically replay the sample at the beginning of the song to say "It's all the Girls" and then at the end where the sample says "you betta listen" you can change it to "Bette Midler."

Jim Gaffigan

Common "The Food"
http://youtu.be/Mco3xpXfnsU

Why: His new book is called 'Food: A Love Story.'

Alt:

Angela Winbush/Notorious BIG "I Love You More/I Love the Dough", for the same reason.

http://youtu.be/3eY2Ly0M4ng