Paul McCartney
"International Player's Anthem" - UGK ft. Outkast
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLNzTZVvoWs

("Ask Paul McCartney/The lawyers couldn't stop me. . ." though you might have to do some lyrical slicing and dicing to avoid too much reference to Heather Mills, unless you are comfy with full snark mode. )


Dylan McDermott:
"If You're Ready To Learn"- Brian McKnight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YmfEQ5rtIM

(a.k.a. "Let me show you how your pussy works." His step mother is (well, technically was-- his father and her have divorced) Eve Ensler of the Vagina Monologues.)