Maybe you're just rounding down.

You also admittedly don't know why his street name is Shitty. Got it.

Niggas walk around with guns in many places. Dunno why you think that's unique to L.A.

"He was likely in the burger spot in his feelings..."
Oh so now you're making up a scenario in your head about what "likely" happened. Which is exactly what you're coming at me for, right? Either you know or you don't.

"Nobody knows how he managed to retain Darden as his lawyer."
Oh ok, so you're clearly speculating here like anyone else.

"Nothing is stopping the driver from being charged at a later date"
But something stopped her from getting charged like she should have.

"but it’s also possible she’s cooperating with police and giving them valuable information for her freedom."
So this is another speculation on your part, just as good as anyone else's speculation.

The only difference in your speculation and mine is that yours leans towards trusting what "authorities" have told us, and mine don't.

Stop it. Get some help.