>I flipped it so it would cook on both sides

um...

>Also
>
>I went to a courthouse to pay a ticket. I had procrastinated
>and this was before online pay was the norm. Anyways I had a
>weed grinder in my purse. The guard found it and was like
>wtf? He told me to just leave

lol.

>Also
>
>
>Back in the day when I got my license and first car I got lost
>and was running low on gas. I filled it completely up with
>kerosene instead of gasoline

!!!


*skatin' the rings of saturn*


..and miles to go before i sleep...