>I flipped it so it would cook on both sides
>

i did put a pizza in once with the cardboard. there was no problem, the crust was maybe a bit undercooked. i thought there was no cardboard when i opened it. i didnt put it in there knowingly.

>Also
>
>I went to a courthouse to pay a ticket. I had procrastinated
>and this was before online pay was the norm. Anyways I had a
>weed grinder in my purse. The guard found it and was like
>wtf? He told me to just leave

why am i relating to yours so much? i went into the courthouse with a pocket knife. i had just gotten out of work and while i was emptying my pockets i was like uh.... told dude and he just held on to it.


>Also
>
>
>Back in the day when I got my license and first car I got lost
>and was running low on gas. I filled it completely up with
>kerosene instead of gasoline
>

i was once convinced i put diesel in my car. i called my dad and he was like nah the nozzles are different sizes. i wasnt sure still and was so nervous driving away.