These kids don’t watch sports or care...

But when they try it’s hilarisad.

He and his wife are “fans” and it’s like a work project to understand how to be a fan. Putting games in their google calendar and shit.

My coworker just did the Caucasian version of Hakeem describing hockey.

Him: Guess what? The Hurricanes of Carolina defeated the Flyers of Philly las tonight.

Me: I’m from Pittsburgh. We don’t care about that shit until the playoffs.

Him: dammit.