>This Xmas shopping stuff is straight trash. Everybody wants
>presents but I'm older so all I can do is try to get them
>presents to make them more money so they stop asking me for
>presents. Sent the homie on an excursion to learn data
>analysis so he can get me something next year. Sent another
>homie to learn home appraisal so she can get me a $700 shower
>head next christmas.
>

i would probably give you the face if i got that but uhm thats actually cool.