Woke up late
Ate my breakfast, watched some news, took the dog out
Looked at myself and decided "yeah, you need to shave"
Wife took The Kid to school early for extra study
Halfway through my shave realized I needed to take a huge shit
Cut myself shaving trying to hurry up and take this dump.
By this time, I've already missed the bus that will get me to work before 8, so the next one will get me there at 8:05..no big deal.
On my way out the door, I realize I need to take the trash out.
Walking up the alley towards the street, I see that bus pass.
So now I'm gonna be late.
I open the Uber app, but it wont connect, so I decide to restart my phone.
My phone was on 30% when I shut it off...it comes back on, then says "not enough battery..shutting down", and would not turn back on.
I can't even give anyone a heads up, cause my phone is dead.
So I walk to the train.
Get to the office at 8:30.
Nobody is here. I'm thinking I mustve missed something, cause someone is usually here by 8, 8:05
All of our clients are having software/upgrae issues. I'm getting pelted by calls by the same two clients that cant follow instructions
Someone finally shows up at 9.
Around 10 I walk down to the snack machine to grab a Moon Pie (yup...fuck it) and I rip my dollar in two on accident.
I laughed my ass off.

Day is getting a little better, but this morning was a muhfukka

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