Man, had that shit one night before a house party and by the end of the night I was sleeping like a baby in someone’s bed upstairs.

Cops came and broke the party up and ole girl was like “we gotta go”

I told her to let them come if they wanna come, I ain’t moving.

Ended up going to her crib and passing out in her bed. She tried to take advantage of me but I wasn’t having none of that. I was faded. Plus I was trying to smash her younger sister and she knew it. Younger sister told me she walked in furious s hell when she saw me in her sisters bed but I wa fully clothed, shoes on.

I miss the 90’s man