drinking the classic formula Four Loko.

The one time I did that, I remember scrolling through my phone looking for some music to play while we drank them. I have zero memory of anything after that, but at some point I must've tried plugging my Xbox controller into the phone charger by my bed because it was there when I woke up. The Xbox wasn't on, but the Wii somehow was.

I almost wish I had woken up with a busted lip and bruises all over, at least that would've made sense.