Ive got most of my teeth

46

i play tennis

i don't want to take your money from you...just use some to open a foundation to provide music education for inner city youth

and look fiyah, fiyah at all times. like nails/feet/face beat (if you're into that sort of thing)

personal trainer & fit diet

promise to not screw the gardner nor the pool boy (pinky swear)

i'll manage your life and keep you on point while you keep the money flowing in

oh and i give great head and you can have a younger side chick if you want more kids (i don't).

inbox is open

d

Yes sis!

The $$$ part is not an issue

Sheeeeitttt...

I'm joking..lol

>The $$$ part is not an issue


good question: it would be great if you were kind. the type of guy that would never call me a bitch or be emotionally manipulative. not sexist please. like you'd know i'm amazing and honor that. and vice versa. I'd want us to be really close friends.

also intellectual would be awesome. we gotta be able to talk and debate about all kinds of shit...but we don't have to agree on everything.

just be open to building something unique to us that noone else needs to understand or sanction.

our contract would be renegotiable yearly. every anniversary is a "do we want to continue this" convo...then re-up/re-sign or separate. don't want to take anything i didn't come in with.

d

that shit is a 2nd hand emotion

who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?

d

>Ive got most of my teeth
most?
>46

>
>i play tennis

lol, ok

>
>i don't want to take your money from you...just use some to
>open a foundation to provide music education for inner city
>youth

so you do want my money
>
>and look fiyah, fiyah at all times. like nails/feet/face beat
>(if you're into that sort of thing)

you betta
>
>personal trainer & fit diet

>
>promise to not screw the gardner nor the pool boy (pinky
>swear)

if you need to promise.. just sayin
>
>i'll manage your life and keep you on point while you keep the
>money flowing in

no need for that
>
>oh and i give great head and you can have a younger side chick
>if you want more kids (i don't).

now this how you shoulda started and ended your post
>
>inbox is open
>
it sure is
>d

definitely


good luck

And are we just supposed to take your word for it about the good head?

want somebody younger w/bigger boobs? get a side chick for that

want to have more kids? get a side chick for that

>And are we just supposed to take your word for it about the
>good head?

yup

d

And :(

.

plus OKP is basically a board full of dudes now....might as well go fishing

d

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3_1cqvZTxY


LOL

it was a joke on this very popular clip/meme whatever they call it

I ain't mad at ya...scared money don't make none...
.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3_1cqvZTxY
>
>
>LOL
>
>it was a joke on this very popular clip/meme whatever they
>call it
>
>I ain't mad at ya...scared money don't make none...
>I'm broke so I can't help ya but if u need a free O then....
>


"Get ready....for your blessing....."

yo.....

..lmao.


*skatin' the rings of saturn*


..and miles to go before i sleep...

https://youtu.be/-GkyZr9VzPY

but coming here to get away from 'murikkka might be a short lived respite the way things are going... navy gonna be pulling up outside our ports or something depending on exactly what slices of the world pie are being divvied up... here's hoping your institutions, of which I have historically had little faith, manage to somehow hold it down

Get you a CEO or one of those young 80K a year dudes in the finance department. Get you a side dude in college or something that's thankful to be eating in a restaurant not having to work there.

>Get you a CEO or one of those young 80K a year dudes in the
>finance department. Get you a side dude in college or
>something that's thankful to be eating in a restaurant not
>having to work there.

On talkin about "I'm just saying you can do better?"

LOL

Figures

>>Get you a CEO or one of those young 80K a year dudes in the
>>finance department. Get you a side dude in college or
>>something that's thankful to be eating in a restaurant not
>>having to work there.
>
>On talkin about "I'm just saying you can do better?"
>
>LOL
>
>Figures
>

Damali gotta look at the long-term investment. Do her due diligence on the background of these people. Find her someone from generational wealth and just enjoy life. Get her Eve on and just enjoy life.

there's alot going on behind these okp screens that we have noooooo idea about

d

I confess to not knowing what "with the shits" means...

>Get you a CEO

that could work

or one of those young 80K a year dudes in the
>finance department

not rich enough

Get you a side dude in college or
>something that's thankful to be eating in a restaurant not
>having to work there

yup that's the plan maybe 10 years from now. gotta get the bag first

d

she be out there doin' $hit.

she successful enough.


why you lyin' Damali? You aint got ta lie?

in feb 2017, i was promoted to the top spot of my org and was earning 6 figures

by oct 2017, i was fired after an older black man i fired accused me of only firing him because he wouldn't sleep with me. my board couldn't decipher who was telling the truth so we both lost our jobs.

i've been unemployed (for the first time in 20 years!) only surviving off my uber income for the last almost 9 months...my debts are in collections, my credit is in the toilet...my son's tuition is in arrears..i've been traumatized, depressed and barely eating half the time.. and i have no health care...all of my friends and family (including some kind/generous folks from okp) and my kids etc have pitched in to help me stay afloat until i get another job.

i'm close, as i've had 4 interviews for another top spot...waiting to hear any day if i'll get an offer.

if i don't, i'm screwed and will likely have to move, which is what i've been avoiding.

highly successful? i think not. currently, i'm a failure. But i'll be back.

d

YOU'RE the one going through it.

NEvertheless:

this reads more like I have made some pretty big accomplishments and suffered some major setbacks, but I'm still making it. Clearly I'm not a shitty person because my fam and summa you strangers I've met on the internet have found me worthy of saving. Your sone needs tuition money, not BAIL money.

you out here short-selling yourself, man. you been failing UP and I think there's a light in the tunnel for you. You haven't given up yet, this shit is rigged and the odds been against you from jump.


But
>i'll be back.

^^ 'failures' dont think there's a comeback. thass why they failures.

A lot of 'us' have transitioned from here into politics, grass-roots activism, mainstream TV, hip-hop etc.......

you've done a lot of special shit.


unselfish.

that means a lot.

Ol stealth-bragging-first-world-problems-ass nigga, acting we like we don't see it but respect the stealth brag nonetheless.

...where them pics tho?

okps can't be trusted w/pics

d

At a minimum, you have to admit the logic behond that thirst request is sound.

you should have my gmail already

d

I'm a musician, and know plenty of others, and if/when my $$$$ game hits, I can be an active contributor to your social cause on a greater level than mere finances.

I have references on the quality and potential of my current musical project😁.

-Likely eats pussy better than you give head.

-Am among the more compassionate members here, unless you walk slowly rheough traffic (winks at legs)

-Have genuine, non-holla interest in your personal well being, and have creep-less inbox receipts to you to prove it 😉

-I (among others, I realize) defended your honor and gave a certain exiled malcontent a particularly vicious truth-telling when he got extra personal with you by spitting you know what about you know who.

-Obviously my negatives have been on display for years.

-Already have my two youngins.

Anyhow, lets talk. If nothing else, I'm a worthy and intriguing dark horse prospect😘.

>I'm a musician, and know plenty of others, and if/when my
>$$$$ game hits, I can be an active contributor to your social
>cause on a greater level than mere finances.

sounds great. as long as it includes finances. i really need to get out of debt too.

>I have references on the quality and potential of my current
>musical project😁.

excellent...maybe i can sing on a hook?

>-Likely eats pussy better than you give head.

fucking perfect.

>-Am among the more compassionate members here, unless you walk
>slowly rheough traffic (winks at legs)

my legs are fabulous. no scars (i'm assuming that's what this means lol)

>-Have genuine, non-holla interest in your personal well being,
>and have creep-less inbox receipts to you to prove it 😉

100% and i love u for it.

>-I (among others, I realize) defended your honor and gave a
>certain exiled malcontent a particularly vicious truth-telling
>when he got extra personal with you by spitting you know what
>about you know who.

all true. much respect.

>-Obviously my negatives have been on display for years.

same here.

>-Already have my two youngins.
>
>Anyhow, lets talk. If nothing else, I'm a worthy and
>intriguing dark horse prospect😘.

Bruh. i think you know where to find me

d

SHOW US COMMONERS HOW IT'S DONE.

that's why i led w/that i have most of my teeth

that shit is true. i'm hoping dude can also hook me up w/some good dental insurance cuz have NONE right now

d

https://tinyurl.com/yb8fdxu6

I'm following this as close as hell.
https://media1.tenor.com/images/2f4f4611ef7e4edb9f63e6b8818a1bb4/tenor.gif?itemid=5350799

I'd never get married if I was truly rich. She can get a ring, but no marriage. Otherwise, I'd soon be not rich, lol.


I am not rich. Good luck tho.

https://media.giphy.com/media/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY/source.gif

had me rethinking my domestic situation for a good 13 minutes.

The good head part? Yes indeed...

But the "get a side chic if you want bigger tits" took the air out of the balloon...

...but I concur, pics would send this post through the roof





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http://soundcloud.com/rayandersonjr

I always think that if I cheated I wouldn’t even really enjoy it because I would feel guilty at the same time, but the approved side chick would take away the guilt. Commitment can give you a headache sometimes, new pussy always clears your mind.

How enjoyable is a side chick if the element of danger is gone?




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http://soundcloud.com/rayandersonjr

my lady is fine but I still want some freshness.

if she lets you have a side chick

cause ain't no way you out getting it in and she is home waiting on you.

Im good





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http://soundcloud.com/rayandersonjr

Awesome.

the reality tho...

someone's feelings gonna get hurt unless you are progressive as hell

Like, "Can I do this? What about my wife?"

Anti-gentrification, cheap alcohol & trying to look pretty in our twilight posting years (c) Big Reg
http://Tupreme.com

that role starts to making sense afterwhile.


**********
"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

"what's a leader if he isn't reluctant"

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/nmsw.gif

She's going to rope you into a Saturday team building activity.
______________________________
http://i.imgur.com/v2ye7l2.jpg

>She's going to rope you into a Saturday team building
>activity.

That would be hilarious though, like you wind up sitting in a Primerica recruitment seminar, like "I didn't even get that head"

and after you find 10 suckers who want to make passive income without lifting a finger.

why not be the side chick?

she being greedy.

Plus, this is a "let's see where this goes" sort of post.

They buy readers from Walgreens





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-Warriorpoet415




http://soundcloud.com/rayandersonjr

d

https://media0.giphy.com/media/3oeSAD00YsGzUPTmqA/giphy.gif

I had no idea...thanks for letting me know

its officially OVER for y'all bitches.

you ain't gonna be able to do SHIT anymore...

watch

d

Give us more deets, we can probably accomplish something without anyone fucking.

*finds Malcolm Jenkins and borrows the flashcard that says "You aren't listening"*

I was trying to help! The foundation ideal is a good one. I'm already married so I can't speak on the other components.

>Give us more deets, we can probably accomplish something
>without anyone fucking.

The arrangement, as stated, looks like the ultimate in proggresive,0 altruistic bartering.

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Fuck aliens

-Warriorpoet415




http://soundcloud.com/rayandersonjr

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Fuck aliens

-Warriorpoet415




http://soundcloud.com/rayandersonjr

People coming, people going, people born to die
Don't ask me, because I don't know why
But it's like that, and that's the way it is

People in the world try to make ends meet
You try to ride car, train, bus, or feet
I said you got to work hard to want to compete
It's like that, and that's the way it is

Huh!

Money is the key to end all your woes
Your ups and your downs, your highs and your lows
Won't you tell me last time that love bought you clothes?
It's like that, and that's the way it is

Bills fly higher every day
We receive much lower pay
I'd rather stay young, go out and play
It's like that, and that's the way it is
Huh!

that would be awesome

But... there's six figures...

and there's SIX. FIGURES.

Both are great. But only one can really engage in this conversation credibly.

d

You were not the target audience for that message. :-)

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-Warriorpoet415




http://soundcloud.com/rayandersonjr