scared YT: "There's a black man walking in the neighborhood, it looks like he is up to no good"
Me: "OMG, does he have clowns???"
scared: "Huh?"
Me: "Yeah clowns are always up to some bad shit. Any midgets???"
scared: "Um, no?"
Me: "Well damn, I was hoping for midgets, fuck. Anyway, we got this. You go hide in an interior room and wrap yourself in a mattress and don't come out until we come get you, it may take hours. But by no means go outside until we tell you it's safe."
scared: "Isn't that the protocol for a tornado???"
me: "YES"(hangs up).