Got out of a LTR and been out trying to learn how to be single for about 2 years now.

She sends me a snap and tells me that way. I'm beside myself honestly.

The crazy shit is I used a fucking condom every time I fucked her and she's really trying to convince me that it's mine. Like I never even had a raw dick anywhere near her. Math don't add up, i mean everything is just flat out some bullshit.

When I brought it up to her, she tells me "wearing a condom doesn't matter." Like wtf you don't know how condoms work?

I can't believe it's people out here that are this crazy. Like since I been out meeting people I dealt with some weirdos but this shit here is enough to make me stay in the house for real. We in our 30s.

I mean is it possible she poked holes in a condom that I brought over? I guess. But like wtf?

Shit is unseemly Unc.