>1. you fuck around and get shot holding one of them.
>

Yep...


>2. people get robbed all the time by people with them fake
>guns.
>

Yep...

>3. why don't the manufacturers make them bright green like a
>super soaker so that it's understood it aint real?
>

I've definitely seen them with the bright orange on the tip of the barrell

>4. do air pistols have a legit purpose? or were they designed
>for fakery/fuckery?
>

prolly for target practice, and/or kids to learn how to shoot/aim...
i have a bunch of stories about the goofy shit i done seen w/em...hell my homeboy's older brother used to terrorize us by hittin us up w/ bb's all the time