A friend I went to HS with lives in Charlotte and she wanted to link up. Found out her husband is a cop and I’m like “nahhh” I’m good.

Another friend of my wife had a Halloween party. All types of liquor flowing. Jell-O shots. Then I turn around and the host husband is in uniform and I’m like “damn, that’s a convincing costume”. Dude is like “this ain’t a costume, I have to work tonight”

They are everywhere too. I go to my hood bar. Dude is bad cool. Then tells me he is NYPD undercover. We mad cool but one time he goes “so I’m at work, buying weed” and I’m like hold up, ain’t you a cop? He goes.. like I said, I’m buying weed, go around the corner and tell them the description of the dude selling. But this bar is so good we usually smoke weed on the back patio. He’s cool but still. Shit is mad weird.