My coworker copped a Benz... she already regrets it. I think the commercials gassed her up.

I regret not putting more money on 3 when it hit at the roulette table over the break. Every time I play it I tell myself to just play that number big and say fuck it until it hits.

I also regret not going to school for industrial arts instead of industrial engineering. College loans yo.

Last but not least I regret not being more selective with my sex life back in college. I have no fux.. wait. I have a lot of fux, too many.