I can't say I'm positive its hemorroids (sp?), its just the a-gawd has been feelin a little irritated and maybe a little itchy, it helped to go hard on the bidét this morning and afternoon

I've been eating lots and probably shitting more than usual (aint no fiber on a Eataly round tour bihh), so its all just pizza, pasta, roasted piglins, wine wine wine, some gelato

I'm usually good, but I was thinking this morning - are we supposed to shave our assholes like that? lmao, and if so wtf