I'm on my 7th on an Italy roundtrip, starting off with 2 nights in Milano, 3 nights in Piacenza, 1 night in Parma, and 1 night in Bologna - needless to say its been *a lot* of food (and natural wine, aka the only wine anyone needs to be drinking imo, but that's for another post)

Now, about the subject title - what's a(ny) good answer for that? Don't wanna WebMD that shit and find out I have 48 hours left because of overindulging on food and vino biologica

might have had a couple days off the sh*ts *splashing symbol emoji* after drinking all kinds of alcohol for 5 days straight, but aint nothing funny about em as far as I can tell lol

I mean, not lazywipin either, but you know. I feel like I've had this a couple of times before (maybe like 3-4 times my whole life including this), but I never uhmmm.... saw somebody for it or went to the pharmacy to get an ointment or whatever

but I dont know how that works overseas
best of luck

I keeps some by the stool.

BTW, we need a new OKP Section, OKP Getting Old.


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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

"what's a leader if he isn't reluctant"

In a little cute bottle right next the cotton balls..
gotta make it look sexy :-)

>I keeps some by the stool.
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>BTW, we need a new OKP Section, OKP Getting Old.
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>"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then
>they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson
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>"what's a leader if he isn't reluctant"

embraced it yet.

I used to get them after every period..like clockwork.

Now I make a habit of rubbing a little cotton ball doused in witch hazel on my sensitive areas after i shower.

haven't gotten them since.

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they only bother me when I stress out. Once I had a flair up when I was made at my lover, so bad I had to go to the ER...couldn't walk lol. so embarrassing to have a stranger open up your ass and look at it...that hurt too.

But yeah, they say the over the counter stuff can make it worse. I was given procto foam. It worked wonders. It's expensive and most insurance won't cover it..

be well :-)

runs in my family......you gotta eat hella fiber....keep yur stools soft...if they bleed prolly not too serious but stick a dry green tea bag in yur ass and go to doctor (the tea bag helps with reduce swelling)...the swelling is what gets you.....on the surface you can use witch hazel or one of the prep H creams to keep the swelling down...

Trying to explain to the clerk who doesn't speak english. Damn lol.

I can't say I'm positive its hemorroids (sp?), its just the a-gawd has been feelin a little irritated and maybe a little itchy, it helped to go hard on the bidét this morning and afternoon

I've been eating lots and probably shitting more than usual (aint no fiber on a Eataly round tour bihh), so its all just pizza, pasta, roasted piglins, wine wine wine, some gelato

I'm usually good, but I was thinking this morning - are we supposed to shave our assholes like that? lmao, and if so wtf

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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

"what's a leader if he isn't reluctant"

but I don't want to know the answer to any of them

imma have to add this to my list...

The fuck kinda mirrors BG got in his house?

nappy ass ass nigga

>The fuck kinda mirrors BG got in his house?


IDK if it is or if it would be, I just thought it'd keep your ass more clean in the long run lmaoo

But nah I have no idea how one would go about getting that done tho lol

I think it's prolly less sanitary to remove the hair.

Fuck if I know but ain't no one getting that close to my ass with a razor, wax, etc

ended up in disaster

*disappears in a cloud of ninja smoke*

I made a Puerta Vallarta resort toilet my bitch for like five days straight this summwr

well, store/generic brand prep h is anyways. same shit, half the cost.

body can breakdown aka fruits/veggies/plants/legumes/beans
if you eat stuff that will cause constipation
or cause straining to go poo - BAM! got the roids
Hemorrhoids are pretty much inflammed tissue due to the strain

There are over the counter medicines that can help dry them up
also lidocaine/anesthetic type ointments for the pain
you can also try stool softners to soften that poopoo so it doesnt
cause as much pain and discomfort

Advise: Preparation H is wonderful and its over the counter

Stool softener: colace or any other stool softener helps

Diet: lots of liquids, lots of watery fruits and veggies.. salads

Thank you so much!

Now, what if GD had answers like these on the reg?? <3

apply baby oil on the culo for a couple days.

tried and tested.