Inspired by some dudes I was in a workshop with yesterday.

Poll question: Fellas: you have facial hair or clean shaven?

Poll result (44 votes) I'm B/black and have facial hair (25 votes) Vote I'm B/black and clean shaven (5 votes) Vote I'm white and have facial hair (7 votes) Vote I'm white and clean shaven (1 votes) Vote I'm not white or black and have facial hair (5 votes) Vote I'm not white or black and clean shaven (1 votes) Vote

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At work when a dude is seen with no facial hair you can be sure one of the older cats is going to say "Can't trust him, look at his bald ass face"

They just look like the type to be snitching behind closed doors.

The types that say it with the hard "er"

It's akin to the advice Michael Vick was trying to give Kaepernick this week?

For the record, I have a full beard and mustache and haven't shaved either off for some years now. It doesn't have much to do with being a non-sell out and more to do with the fact it is much more relaxing to rock the beard and mustache without having to worry about shaving it every week. Looking like a full fledged grown adult just happens to be an added bonus.

Which is where the "sellout" stuff comes from.

Either:

a. Get a razor, shave your beard and moustache, cut that fro and be a real American (you better if you want a job)

b. Fuck razor bumps, bruh. I ain't shaving shit! ...and I like this hi-top fade/mohawk/fro/cornrows/etc.

and had to clean shave. This is when I had dreads so it looks terrible. Thankfully my hair grows back fast.

I still laugh at that one. Nicked one side a little too much and had to cut it all off. Last time I ever cut my moustache off. I was like 16.

and immediately regretted doing that.

He gave me one of those pencil thin moustaches, and I HATE that look. So I shaved it completely off, and went without facial hair for two weeks. I hated it.

the clowning I received allllll day. bruh.

www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at

no exceptions for those unable to grow facial hair huh

i waited too goddamn long for my beard genetics to kick in to not rock the beard

that and by the time i got ready to shave it i realized the rest of my face was gonna be way darker than what the beard covered since ive been outside a lot. so this beard gonna be around for a while.

because a moustache (especially as often as I keep it trimmed) can't make me feel as old as my last time around with a beard.

I have a few chin hairs...

Had my 'stache since 13 or so. Was on #TeamGilletteSensor when I got out of high school. Started shaving my head soon after that.

yes go ahead and laugh
I'm on some 15 year old in high school shit
cuz the way my genetics and DNA are set up
I can't grow a beard or mustache

and it makes me sad. i have beard envy.

*sheds tear*

I don't want to see that LL Cool J deodorant bits ever again.

I think all hair should be shaven including the butt

you referenced deodorant balls, you can see how i would have thought you were talking about armpits, right Watson?

does all this shaving include the head too?

so for me yes.

i think i'd look like powder with a shaved head.

to clear deodorant in 2017?

I do shave pits every now and then tho.

how long do you let it get? like fuzzy or can it actually be measured with a ruler?

so even full grown, its not very long/thick. I don't do it more often because it feels weird and sometimes the regrowth is irritating.

the hairy the better.
black as hell a plus too. lol

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saw one this morning while in the car with my son. he was looking and I was looking too. I wanted so bad to yell out, "he's my son"

I gotta stop rolling with this kid lol

So you wanna fuck an ape?

yeah...that's me

**faints**

lol

smh

lol

found that I get less bumps. still hate shaving tho.

I keep a stache and goatee. can't grow a real beard for shit lol

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Razor bumps taught me not to cut too close, and I'm not one to fool with magic shave and picking the hairs out with tweezers/pins.

I've never had a razor shave. ( unless you count a beard shape up at the barber shop with a straight razor)

My dad never had razor bumps. He used that stinky ass Magic shave when I was a kid, but eventually he went to disposables. I'm pretty sure I'd never get 'em, but I don't wanna risk it.

Generally men prefer a smooth leg so why do men have a choice and women don't?

I hate it. We had to wear ties and shave when I first started, but they stopped that.

i'd rather be clean shaven and look like the feds than grow my shit out and look bummy af

I'd never otherwise shave my chin. If they tried to make me shave my mustache I might have to decline the job offer

I only clean shave where my beard and mustache connects.


Since 1976