All it takes is the right dude to get in them drawers. The rest are just herbs.

HolyRoller - WEll I have a great connection with Jesus. And Have decided that I am waiting till marriage to have sex AGAIN.

ME - HUh, We in our 40s. THat's nuts and you have 5 kids. Stop Playing.

Her - No I'm sticking to it. God has a better plan for me. I want my next boyfriend to know me mentally.

Me - Ok. Can I come to your BBQ 4th of JUly.
Her - Yes

Show up at BBQ late. She been drinking all day. SHe just got done a water fight and we were all heading to see fireworks. I say hey girl your wet u need to change. She says ok well lets go to my room and I will change.


We start making out and we smash.

SO what the hell happened to waiting for marriage. THis was the 2nd time I've seen her in person. I cracked the code. DOnt fall for it.

She broke up with me when I told her Religion is a Sham and Jesus is just a mythical chracter from a different religion 3000 years before. He was called Horus in that religion.

SHe was not amused. LOL