This dude just went in the donut box, picked up a donut, broke off a piece, and put the rest of it back

am i right?

>am i right?

yes..and old too..

i've cut donuts in half and left the other half in the box

i've thankfully taken half donuts which were cut in half by like minded people

I have no idea if you used a napkin or rubbed your balls before cutting it in half.

Smh... stay black mookie

scenario 1: box of something special from the snobby donut place - sometimes you might want to try different shit instead of busting your whole nut on one donut

scenario 2: more donuts than people. every one has already had one - what if you just want a bit more but don't want to take a whole one only to have a some and toss the rest?

My thing is unless I see you cut it I imagine the worst so nah.. just eat it.

It's like leaving a swallow in the fridge. Finish that shit.

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"I wiped it down"

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6am party winds down and everyone is either passed out in piles on floor or makingout with random strangers. There was one girl who went around drinking all the alcohol out of every random cup. She did like 10 of them, one after another like shots...

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DJTB YOMM

And what became of this girl?

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There was
>one girl who went around drinking all the alcohol out of every
>random cup.


Same thing, only I was at a club. A girl was sitting over at the next table from me and my friends.It turned my stomach. I almost threw up when I saw her do it. I actually went to the bar and bought her a drink out of pure disgust. We've seen her since at the same spot too.


yuck.

Oh...the adults are finally asleep. Time to sweep the cups.

>scenario 1: box of something special from the snobby donut
>place - sometimes you might want to try different shit instead
>of busting your whole nut on one donut
>
>scenario 2: more donuts than people. every one has already had
>one - what if you just want a bit more but don't want to take
>a whole one only to have a some and toss the rest?


^Nope.

bar. not all the time. LOL

you right tho. he needta cut it (c) OT Genasis

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>i've cut donuts in half and left the other half in the box
>
>i've thankfully taken half donuts which were cut in half by
>like minded people

go eat a rice cake, and let us fat fucks enjoy our whole donuts

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ain't nobody gonna eat that shit. Anybody who leaves a half doughnut is an asshole.

I should add some context...

if its a small, start up like office where I know everyone then I will eat a half donut

if its a big big BIG office where you don't even know the person next to you then I will not even take a fresh donut from a fresh box a stranger brought in let alone consider taking half.

>I should add some context...
>
>if its a small, start up like office where I know everyone
>then I will eat a half donut
>
>if its a big big BIG office where you don't even know the
>person next to you then I will not even take a fresh donut
>from a fresh box a stranger brought in let alone consider
>taking half.


Germs are germs, but I'll let you and your digestive and immune system cook since you are a grown adult free to make your own choices.

Yeah, I had those. Pick one and eat it or split it with a coworker who is right next to you but don't leave that half shit in the box with no witnesses. If you splitting donuts you have to have a partner with you.

>Yeah, I had those. Pick one and eat it or split it with a
>coworker who is right next to you but don't leave that half
>shit in the box with no witnesses.

> If you splitting donuts you
>have to have a partner with you.
>
>

about the one they picked. only 12 in the box, we dont have the inventory for people to be selecting wrong. these aren't glazed and chocolate, there's risk involved lol

normal practice is to split one with a coworker when they first come in, using a knife.

but your response amused me when I first saw it because it almost seemed as if you were excusing poor eating etiquette by bringing up high scale food. The combination of the two was interesting to me when I first read your response.

but I agree he should just eat the whole donut.

no he didn't take a top or bottom half. my man ripped both halfs in half. so that he had 1/2 of the bottom and half of the top. wtf.

you konw how much manipulation is needed to rip a bagel thats been sitting out for 30 mins in half??? smh

The lengths people go for things like this is mind-boggling.
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A couple of weeks ago here at the office, there was a box of donuts of different flavors. When I got to the box, there were 7 or 8 left, all with exactly 1/8 sliced out of them. I wanted to flip a table. I don't even care about donuts or sweets in general, but it bugs the hell out of me. I'd rather see someone take one bite out and throw the rest away than one bite and put it back. I am dead serious.
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> When I got to the box, there
>were 7 or 8 left, all with exactly 1/8 sliced out of them. I
>wanted to flip a table.


understandable.

I don't even care about donuts or
>sweets in general, but it bugs the hell out of me. I'd rather
>see someone take one bite out and throw the rest away than one
>bite and put it back. I am dead serious.


Yep. Me too. We had a guy like that. We just told him. We get it. You don't want the whole thing, but just take it anyway, because nobody else is gonna want it after you've been fuckin' with it.

I'm in a training and wasn't supposed to be messing around ... the instructor came to my desk as he was talking so I was kind of busted... however he just grabbed the salted Mexican mango and pulled a piece sort with bare hands and there it back. Man fuck that guy he is a total ass

with a fork and knife..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxB-H6f3crY

before picking one up

we still talk about that shit.

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Someone called her on it and she got mad.

"My hands are clean"

We all have different ideas of clean.

>Someone called her on it and she got mad.


Was that 'someone' you?

at the office

i pretty much lose my appetite at the sight/smell of food sitting out

i also cant really go to buffets, same problem


there is no way im coming across half a donut and going anywhere near that

Thas right up dere wit' ninjaz dat
come out da toilet stall and smoov wash NAAN hands.

Shit is rough out here...

walk over to the mirror, FIX HIS HAIR and walk out. Like...straight smoothed his hair back with his hands...on some Nicolas Cage type steez. Ol' pissy hair ass dude.

>walk over to the mirror, FIX HIS HAIR and walk out.
>Like...straight smoothed his hair back with his hands...on
>some Nicolas Cage type steez. Ol' pissy hair ass dude.

and open the door with a paper towel

I get mad at spots that have the hand dryer and no paper towel to open the door with
what's more important, the environment or not catching hep c from nasty no hand wash dudes?

and a trash can next to each door...after I dry my hands I keep my paper towel to pull the handle with, then quickly throw it in the trash can and step out.

It's funny because I discussed last week about how there's always somebody who leaves a half a donut there why not just take the whole donut because it's not like somebody is going to take a half of a doughnut not knowing who touched it and here we go this guy did it oh my God

He also right after I posted this a about an hour later split one of those Mexican mangos with chili dried fruit thing apart with his hand and pulled a piece of it off for him and threw the rest of it back in the container.... this old ass cracker

We are in headquarters training smh... maybe that's why nobody else was Paying attention and ready tis get out but still

and he got heavily chastised for it...

and he did it on two different donuts... LOL!

maybe once or twice a year and not in no office setting. Donuts are for the youth or people who have given up on their health.

>maybe once or twice a year and not in no office setting.
>Donuts are for the youth or people who have given up on their
>health.

Who the fuck walks into the break room, notices community donuts and then proceeds to select the half of a donut that someone else left?

If I see half of a donut in the box there is no way that I'm even entertaining eating it.

So why the fuck would someone leave it!

Hell, we get down into quarter donuts in my office. For people tracking calories or following an IIFYM diet, that little quarter of a donut lets them stay on track while having a little treat.

Also, if there's variety of donuts (oreo, Captain crunch, maple bacon), you can have a taste of a couple different donuts at the same time.

have a co-worker that will eat half of everything and leave the other half just chilling in the frig.

I'm talking about open coke cans, open danishes he purchased from the store, half-eaten pizza slices, half-eaten pieces of cake. Once I opened up the cabinets to get some condiments and his half open honey bun fell out.

His reasoning for this behavior was if he brings the entire item back to his desk he will eat it all and he doesn't want to

Same guy also has a bad sinus problem and I cannot keep up with the number of times he will blow his nose at his desk, get up and go straight to the frig/kitchen and touch shit.

I was about to ask him to step outside one day and sqaure up

...kick him out the building and change the locks.

>have a co-worker that will eat half of everything and leave
>the other half just chilling in the frig.
>
>I'm talking about open coke cans, open danishes he purchased
>from the store, half-eaten pizza slices, half-eaten pieces of
>cake. Once I opened up the cabinets to get some condiments and
>his half open honey bun fell out.
>
>His reasoning for this behavior was if he brings the entire
>item back to his desk he will eat it all and he doesn't want
>to
>
>Same guy also has a bad sinus problem and I cannot keep up
>with the number of times he will blow his nose at his desk,
>get up and go straight to the frig/kitchen and touch shit.
>
>I was about to ask him to step outside one day and sqaure up

If I can't cover it, there is no way I'm putting it in the fridge and consuming it later

People at my work do that same shit

I'm consulting for local a tech firm I've consulted for before. but yea, small enough that it was easy to figure out who the guilty party is

thing is, all of the other employees hate the shit. They've been subtle and not so subtle about it.

the boiling point was when I purchased a slice of this triple berry cake and labeled it (cost me $9 but shit is worth it), I walk into the breakroom and see him opening the container sniffling.

Told that fool to run me my money. I want my $9 I paid + an extra $5 for the hassle of driving the 20 minutes to get another slice and not being able to eat it on my lunch

he gave me some spiel about not touching it, only opening the container. Told him you shouldn't have opened it and your nose is running. Bottom lined him. You either gonna come out your wallet with $14 or square up.

I consult to break up the monotony of working for myself (and largely by myself) throughout the year. I don't need the paper or the gig. He didn't expect me having zero to lose.

I was curious about the number of folks you work with mainly because I wanted to know how many other folks are effected by this person's terrible hygiene and complete selfishness.

>I'm talking about open coke cans, open danishes he purchased
>from the store, half-eaten pizza slices, half-eaten pieces of
>cake. Once I opened up the cabinets to get some condiments and
>his half open honey bun fell out.


>Same guy also has a bad sinus problem and I cannot keep up
>with the number of times he will blow his nose at his desk,
>get up and go straight to the frig/kitchen and touch shit.



Probably does need that crap smacked out of his hand one day. We gotta dude here that drinks an orange Fanta every morning, but be getting sick regularly. For some reason, he can't connect the diet---health dots.

fucking genius

now that I think about it, I could argue it was covered twice: once in the don't dip the chip episode and the other where Kramer ran up a tab in Jerry's apartment with a bunch of partially eaten shit.

washes his hands after using the bathroom...

and I've seen this motherfucker walk out of the stall after taking a SHIT and not even walking to the sink to wash them funky ass hands off. Smh.

When we have potluck I pick my food first and I avoid anything that aint store bought... shit, I be in potluck eating chips and andes chocolate mints. lol

These stories prove it

....unless you are high.

Case in point....

https://tinyurl.com/k5v2lyv

I dont care of its big as the empire state building

>....unless you are high.
>
>Case in point....
>
>https://tinyurl.com/k5v2lyv

...we leave half eaten ding dongs for you sensitive-ass mofos.

>...we leave half eaten ding dongs for you sensitive-ass
>mofos.

...try again and enjoy the half donuts.

ha!